"You are hereby being summarily executed for one or more of the following offences:
Playing a game that
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Contains one or more characters that fail to explicitly decry wokeism and transgenderism at least four times per hour.
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Contains one or more characters that do not declare unending loyalty to Our Absolute Sacrosanct Sovereign Trump.
Signed, Department of Piousness, making America GREAT again, one raid at a time"