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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
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This doesn't work. The elephant is still in the fridge.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries.
Q: But how does an elephant get in a cherry tree?
A: It sits on a cherry seed and waits…
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