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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“In an effort to conserve power, Sauron’s eye will not be lit during the day. We apologize for any inconvenience.”

Mordor starting to feel climate change.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

They really need to switch to an LED eye.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Don't know if it's worth the effort. Just look at Saruman that environmental pig and the emissions of mount doom.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that they actually have it plugged into a Clapper. 👏👏

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sauron! 👁️ 👁️

Sauroff! 👁️ 👁️

The Saurer!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Saruman:

Sarumoff:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure this is just a camera effect, the eye flickers on and off at a rate that does not synchronize with the camera's framerate

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is Saurin today? No, he's Saurout.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh the possibilities. Maybe he has a basement and is Saurunder.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I'll be in the Saurattic organizing our storage boxes this afternoon."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Boxes full of... rings?
They need to be in the shelf with the label "giveaways for business partners".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Hey boss, there was one that only made you invisible and that seemed kind of dumb, so I just threw it out."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ok, tell you what. You are trying to find that ring again, even outside Mordor if you have to and I... um... go upstairs and watch a bit outside my tower. This gives everyone a bit of a guilty conscience.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Good thing I just binged all LOTR movies in one sitting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Pulling the ultimate pranksie by installing a clapper