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Imagine.
(lemmy.world)
Would have so much more respect for swallowers
What a god awful day to have eyes...
Why would I imagine that??
I'd just get an aquarium, fill it with water, bust into it, and see how long I could keep them alive.
i believe they eat eggs?
Can I just go back to having never read this before?
yeah but how good would it feel
At least as good as passing a kidney stone, I'd imagine
Imagine swallowing it
That would be part of the French cuisine
Like a facehugger.
[Paul Robalino voice] It wouldn't be a problem because it would feel really good, actually
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1 vasectomy please.
They would build up in your balls until your balls exploded.
You would feel them moving around... inside you...
No, silly, pee is stored in balls
Would... Wouldn't women be able to feel that? The idea of feeling that settle and I guess... Die!? If it doesn't get fertilized? WOULD We HAVE TO PASS It BACK OUT!?
🤢🤮
What the fuck is this?
I’m wide awake and already experiencing nightmares. I also haven’t eaten anything today, and now I’m afraid to for fear of vomiting.
Well done! You’ve won the Internet today. I hope you’re happy.
Good afternoon.
Why is it in a spoon? 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄
How else are you gonna get all that delicious liquid?
It could flop out of a fork more easily.
Didn’t have time to grab a frying pan.
Please delete this
from my brain
Edit: Didn't see that @[email protected] beat me to the reference by like, 4 hours
Ah yes, another cultured user. Everyone should know about and subscribe to Dropout.tv for the content and to support a solidly ethical company. Sam is a saint.
Of course Lemmy and dropout have a meaty Venn diagram, but this really makes me glad I haven't watched all the Smarty-pants 🤣
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Thanks I hate it.
If thst is the sperm, what about the nuts? Would you see the outlines of a bunch of these fuckers just swimming around bump7ng into the walls, stretching the sack around as they go? Well atleast checking the sperm count would get a lot easier I guess
I wish I could unsee this greatly
I'd have the strongest stomp in town.
Mass genocide every night
Shockingly, I've genuinely seen furry porn of giant oversized sperm like this.
of course that's a thing
Is that really shocking?
It's shockingly odd looking but honestly nah, I'm not surprised there's art of it lol
Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you've basically got an axolotl
cum fetishes may mutate into
...pet fetishes? lol
An aquarium full of giant sperm.
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I think I read that Oglaf comic.
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alright, who's got the eye bleach?
I think I’ll take a break from the Internet now
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I'd put them in an aquarium.
I would hear the pro life argument
I remember that Xavier Renegade Angel episode
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talk about weapons of ass destruction.
is this what happens when you don't jerk off for 9 months?
i think for the show Alone, the males just got an infinite protein source.
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