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    [–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

    switch to Slackware
    tell everyone
    feel superior to billions of Arch users
    occasionally drop a "Linux has become much too easy nowadays"

    Checkmate, Satan. Praised be Bob!

    [–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    "Joke's on you Satan, I've decided to pivot to immutable OS evangelism."

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

    "Satan, you should check out Bazzite! It is atomic, based on Fedora, and focused on gaming!"

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

    I thought we were doing NixOS this year ._.

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

    I bow to you, O bearded one!

    [–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    It's "psych" as in "He psyched us out" which comes from "using psychology on them"

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    So many people spell it incorrectly that I'm starting to worry that "sike" will become the official spelling. Language evolves, but I don't want it to.

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Or "would of", "could of", "should of". Enunciate your words. "have" and "of" sound different.

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Excellent point, but "would've", "could've", and "should've" sound like "would of", "could of", and "should of".

    So the problem doesn't lie solely in enounciation.

    [–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

    If you think "of" and "have" (or it's contraction) sound alike, you're part of the problem. "Of" has a softer finish more like "ovf" than "ov". The transition from 'o' to 'f' starts hard with a 'v' but finishes with a soft 'f'.

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    I never knew it hat a source,.. I thought it was a word like "ouch" or "oops"

    Edit: English != mother tongue

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

    Be the lack of change you want to see in the world!

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

    I commend you, but it's a losing battle.

    [–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Oh fork! This was the Bad Place all along!

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

    This comment is so under appreciated.

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    There is a twilight zone episode where a thief gets shot and goes to what he thinks is heaven but is actually hell. It starts off with him getting everything he wants in a very nice casino and then at the end it is revealed that that is a form of punishment. He will be tormented for eternity as he has everything he ever wanted so he no longer has a purpose

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

    I'm conversing with this coke dealer online... I don't do coke, but we kinda developed this bond over time... it's weird, I know... don't even get me started on how we ever started conversing, had nothing to do with drugs, lol 😂.

    Anyway, he started talking the other day, he bought a new bike (bicycle, he's into cycling, healthy lifestyle, doesn't do drugs, etc.), a really nice one, like 1K euros plus. So, he rode it the whole day and he got a flat at the end of the day. So, he started pushing it down the road, right next to a river, and out of nowhere, he just decided to throw it in the river... and he did. I asked him why, he said he could buy a new one tomorrow, doesn't even matter.

    I think I'll narrate him this episode of the twilight zone... maybe it'll ring a bell.

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    a really nice one, like 1K euros plus

    1K is below entry level for a decent adult bicycle nowadays.

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

    Well, it isn't where I live 🤷.

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

    I wonder if this is heaven or hell 😅

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    What is so wrong with bsd?

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

    It's Daemonic

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

    It doesn't work with any new hardware. 10+ years, yeah, sure.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    It really grates on me when I read "sike".

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

    I think that's half the appeal.

    Some kids can only write on the walls.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

    If an Arch linux user hasn't told anybody they use it, are they really using it?

    Anti Commercial-AI license

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

    if you (by which i mean you the reader, not OP) use linux for no other reason than to be able to tell people you use linux, kindly get the fuck out of my community

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

    I use Hannah Montana Linux BTW.

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago