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Switchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider (theonion.com)
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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

you can't bring a penis to a knife fight, man

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Ultimate intimidation weapon.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A penis can become a ranged weapon.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

It sure can, with the switchblade's help.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

The penis mightier than the sword

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Actually audibly chuckled

this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2024
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