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[–] [email protected] 136 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Woodworking partner: for when you want no garage space, to be frequently annoyed by loud noises, and to have half of your furniture and bowls made of epoxy. We don't need another table, Jeffrey! We already have six. Our home only has three rooms that could fit a table already! You have a sickness! I don't care that it's in the shape of a whale!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I don't care that it's in the shape of a whale!" is now my new favorite phrase and I now plan on 3D printing that to hang on my wall

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One of my good friends got really deep into the woodworking hobby. His house looks like a cowboy resides there.

[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Where is Linux?! Surely it must be on the top, I be reading (manuals), "foregin" language (bash), writing (scripts). Right?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Reading the fucking manuals, no less!

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 month ago (8 children)

My wife used to think that a man who knew how to work on cars was sexy until I built a racecar in the garage, and she saw the parts invoices.

She also used to think a man who cooks is sexy until she learned that I am a GOOD cook and consequently that means I don't want help, I want you the fuck out of my kitchen, don't sample the ingredients they are weighed and portioned for a damn reason and if you put sweet baby rays on a $50 cut of steak again it will be the last time I ever cook for you.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if you put sweet baby rays on a $50 cut of steak

Monster!

Grabs Heinz 57

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Shit, I have to ask. What in the world is Manosphere?

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Andrew Tate and all that shit.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

Fuck, eww. Thanks for letting me know. Happy to see its so low but better if that weren't a thing at all.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The best explanation I've heard for it, which also dips into the why, is:

Once upon a time, there was the patriarchy. For men, this meant they had the purpose of being the breadwinner, for the price of massive mental health issues, since they were never allowed to show weakness.
Nonetheless, a whole culture and identity evolved surrounding this struggle, with beards and alcohol and it being totally ~~not an expression of missing personal closeness~~ cool to have sex with lots of women.

Then came along feminism with the ultimate goal of fixing this. It didn't intend to take anything away from men, but it kind of requires allowing women to also be breadwinners, which slims down the purpose of men.
Suddenly, it's potentially not enough to bring home money, you need to help out in the household and not be a complete mental health wreck. You need to be able to show weakness.

And while this is great for many men, it's also where a lot of men get kind of left behind. They've lost their manly identity or their breadwinner purpose.

And that's where the whole mansophere stuff comes in.
People telling you everything is exactly like 50 years ago, and you should be wearing a beard and drinking alcohol and having sex with lots of women.
In a weird sense, this is good for men. But the whole community is also massively misogynistic, and blaming feminism rather than appreciating it as a potential proper solution, and of course, you've got right-wing "thoughtleaders", i.e. white dudes with microphones, to round it all of.
We desperately need better solutions for these men.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

My guess is listening to bro podcasts and bro websites.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What are these hobbies???

Yeah my hobby is Arguing Online

Spoken like a madman

Drinking

????

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck you, those can be hobbies! *drains shot*

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Good news, honey! I have decided to look at porn less so that I will be able to spend more time arguing online.

Why can't you just develop a drinking ~~problem~~ hobby like a normal man!?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

My friend, if you rephrase "arguing online" as "debating", you will see your love-life improve dramatically.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My husband’s main hobby is collecting baseball cards, but he also makes money buying and selling them (along with PokΓ©mon and MTG). He was always a bit embarrassed of this hobby until he learned he has autism and it’s just his special interest. Now he understands and accepts himself better. And that’s hella attractive.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My takeaway is that gaming is a neutral.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

The secret is couch co-op

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

90% think archery is an attractive hobby. Really.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I did a informal survey at work a few months ago where we as a team play archery or play bowling. And 100% of the women staff said archery and then talked about Hunger Games.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Foreign languages, bet they mean French and Spanish. And not the weebs learning Japanese or the Dutch

Also who would call their porn watching habits a hobby? It’s just something you do to kill some time, like scrolling social media. A hobby is something you can get better in or gain deep knowledge in. Calling porn a hobby is like calling eating, or shopping a hobby. Consuming stuff is not a hobby.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah! I see you never did competitive porn!

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hello, my hobby is arguing online - are we a match?

I don't have any hobbies in the "least attractive", but also not many in the "most attractive" either...and the ones I do - hiking and photography (of the stuff I see while hiking) are not really things my partner is into. Oh well, I guess we make it work.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Sure, people say hiking is attractive, but I can only assume there's a bias to forest hiking.

Meanwhile, I go out and do a four to five hour urban hike and people act like I have some sort of disorder.

"wHy DoN't YoU jUsT dRiVe?" Because a drive to the beer store in the town across the river is an errand, a walk to the same place is a fucking ADVENTURE, Helen!

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (10 children)

ITT: people missed to poke fun at "blacksmithing"

Who on earth is blacksmithing as a hobby? Is that even possible except if your occupation is actually being blacksmith? Like, would you set up blacksmithing equipment in your garage?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Yes. One of my coworkers has done exactly that.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Hobbyist blacksmith here.

I read a book on blacksmithing, built a small forge in the backyard, and put my tools in the garage. It's fun, fascinating, and surprisingly approachable.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm into astrophotography. Does that make me attractive to 181% of women?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (6 children)

MTG?

Shouldn't she be way lower?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I'm genuinely sickened that 3%+ of respondents consider manosphere attractive

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I feel like the linel between 'reading' and 'comic books' is a bit unfair.

I mean there plenty of written stuff that's demonstrably worse than anything in comics.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (19 children)

i'm sorry blacksmithing? I mean it's cool as fuck, don't get me wrong, but have you seen that shit? it's the LEAST sexy hobby by far.

Also, traveling is not a hobby, stop pretending it is. That's like saying veganism is a hobby.

anyway, my main hobbies consist of playing minecraft or factorio like an autist, fucking around with linux, or philosophy, so i probably score, somewhere...

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

My tuba playing and german lessons are to reap great benefits soon...

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"Arguing online" is unattractive? It's actually one of the more relevant signs of intelligence if one can state their points coherently. In this 3-part essay I will...

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why would you post detailed statistics without listing the source?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Are the 3.1% that like the manosphere okay? Do they need help?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I got the top 5 of the attractive list and only arguing online from the other list, so I think that's cancelled out.

Edit: checked with wife, she says graph is accurate.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

according to women. Says so right in the graph title!

/s

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I need more info. What age women? Stat source?

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