The unmitigated gal:
“When reached for comment, a spokesperson for the Harris-Walz campaign denied the governor had ever lost his temper and told anyone to hold their horses.”
this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2024
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I knew it!
Gosh golly my feathers are ruffled.
That's two shakes from having your Jimmies rustled!
"I've said "jiminy jillikers" so many times the words have lost all meaning!" - Tim Walz
Tim Walz trying out for Fallout Boy:
Now that's the sort of fake news I want to be seeing :-)
As long as there's not an "Aw geez" persona
He may have fooled the rest of the country with his finely tuned ‘Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat!’ act, but ‘Holy buckets!’ is who he really is.
Dammit, I actually say "Holy buckets" all the time. Years of parenting has engrained it into me.
Well I'll be gosh darned.
Yer darned tootin'!
Hey now, it's just the onion, there's no need to start cursin' willy-nilly here.
Aw dagummit!
Schlimazel v Schlemiel oh my