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Steam (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 76 points 1 week ago

Damn, an actual meme, actually used properly, actually saying something new, not re-hashing old content. Damn, I miss the good ol days.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Was staying away from meme communities for a while

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

Their engine is called source.

The collection of libraries valve release to use steam (the piping, if you will), is called steamworks.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

How is 'source' part of the metaphor?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Source and sink (source and drain) are commonly used to describe the movement of fluids / electricity.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

It's where water comes from :)

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

You make me feel old for realising people younger than me have not ever realised this. But it makes sense now I type it... out loud(?)

Back in my day the Steam UI was army green and you'd use it to play all the LAN games your mate had by copying their entire Steam folder over to yours a couple hours before the LAN started. And that was it. That was the "install". You had Steam and all the HL mods like DoD and CS. Primed and ready to get noise complaints from the neighbours.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Would have been cooler if they named their engine Vapor instead

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Yeah but then it would be vaporware

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

HL3 confirmed.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Instead the story is that the source engine was located in the "Src" directory in their Visual Source Safe. And the Half Life 1 engine was in a separate branch named GoldSrc because it was about to ship real soon, and they needed to keep changes to a minimum.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Also Steam Boxes should have been called Boilers. Maybe then they would have succeeded.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

And game saves are saved to steam cloud

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Clouds form when there’s vapor 🤷

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

We're so fucking back

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

You’re gonna shit yourself when you realize an airport is a port for air-vessels in the same way that a seaport is a port for sea- vessels.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

further auto-defecation shall follow when you realise a "passport" is just a document to let you "pass" the "port"...

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

And where are the nuclear wessels?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Across the bay. In Alameda.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I heard a tale that that woman was not an actor but in fact some local resident who was waylaid by the filming of that scene so she was compensated by getting to deliver that line. No idea of the validity but an interesting tidbit if true.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

*nucular. It's (pronounced) nucular :D

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

OK explain why the bald man has a red valve on the back of his head?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Thats John Valve, and its quite rude to ask

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Don't need an explanation, but who here shit their pants the moment that motherfucker turned around?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

cause it was too gruesome on his eye so he moved it

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Cuz that's the name of the company. Did I do good?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

In industry, there would be a valve tag there indicating what kind of fluid was being piped through, which are color coded. The color of the handle doesn't mean anything normally, but some companies will use red to denote it is a FC (fail close) valve etc.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

He got Valve on the brain

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The red symbolizes Steam.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

My face when I realize the dude in this meme is probably mid-40s these days.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

he probably has a kid who looks like that though

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I'm in my mid 40s and when I was that age let's say in the mid 90s there were hardly any digital cameras and the image doesn't look like a scan... So it's day here is in his mid thirties. Know your memes says the picture is from 2009, so that roughly matches.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I started my Steam account in 2004(?) because it was required to do so even though I bought the DVD-ROM version of HL2. Imagine my rage when it also forced me to update -- I was on dial-up at the time.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Ohh man, i am right there with you. It was the same for me with CS however I already had it installed. I wanted to update to 1.6 but I had steam installed and it forced me to update steam before I could update CS. I know they had a lot of growing pains but they eventually did it right due to our struggle.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

The toolset they use to run their containerlike system wrapping the games is called "pressure vessel".

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

y'all genuinely don't have the lights on upstairs do ya

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Why do you care, you don't pay my electricity bill!?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Seymour, close the door! Is that sass I hear?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Goes to show what you know! I don’t even have an upstairs! Because I live in a single story! So take that! 🧏

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Look bro, someone just explained that source->steamworks->valve->steam.

I just thought it was all related to water not the system flow of their business

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Why you gotta make me feel dumb for? I did nothing to you!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

lol I never noticed that

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'm shocked people didn't realize this. Maybe it was obvious to me because I was playing valve games before steam came out? I think the game Blood 2 even made a joke about it on a sign on the museum level.

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