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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Although filling an entire trunk full of peanut butter, let’s say 500kg worth (assume a 450 litre trunk and density of 1.1 kg/l according to Google), then adding all that weight over the rear axle would affect the handling and balance of the car, potentially making it dangerous and therefore illegal to drive.

So, it’s not actually that clear cut that it wouldn’t be illegal!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That reminds me:

My mom's from way out in the country. The first and only time she was stopped on suspicion of drunk driving was when she had an entire butchered pig from her parents in the back of her station car making it swerve.

And that was less than 1/4 the weight of that peanut butter collection 😄

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Who is buying a car that can't safely transport 500kg of peanut butter at any given moment??? Come on people need that trunkbutt on the go

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Sorry for being american but 450 pounds in the trunk in my mirage made it drive considerably different.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I miss azumanga

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The real crime is creamy peanut butter

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If it was meant to be chunky it wouldn't be called butter

Is the phrase "butter rough" or "butter smooth"?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In Dutch it's called Peanut Cheese

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I fully expect a cop here might arrest you over that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Civil Asset Forfeiture is one hell of a drug.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like to imagine that it's not jars of peanut butter. Just raw peanut butter, sloshing around when it's warm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Shhhhhh. I can only get so erect.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got a bunch of free Coca-Cola once, and some dude at taco bell overheard me say something about "all the coke I have in my trunk". He then tried to sell me some of his coke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does someone with a trunk full of coke really need the taco bell guy's supply anyway?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You would think that, if you’ve never used coke

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this peanut butter in little jars, big jars, bags, or just shoveled in like one giant trunk tub of creamy peanut butter?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Plastic shopping bags, untied

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Oh so like how you stock up on gas when there's a shortage.