I love these jokes where they cross over horror and mundane inconvenience
if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you're back behind them again
Slow-ass drivers everywhere: How do I learn this power
Even deep fried, it still looks like I'm about to see the Netflix logo
Tadum.
Wow I've never heard a sound in my head so clearly before
I want to read more of what they're writing.
Start here http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/
People whine about monolith hate but fuck that one that woke up on the moon sent a signal to jupiter for fuck's sake.
Oh, that would cause some goofy ahh last 10 minutes if a movie was based on it.
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