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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

This joke has always confused the hell out of me. My very first time I had no trouble finding it. It's very easy to find. It's literally the part that sticks out and is the first thing you get to usually.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The clitoris is fake propaganda spread by radical feminists to confuse and terrify good Christian men.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Amen. If flopping onto her doesn't her there then god didn't want her to cum.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh the clit's real, the clit's real alright. It's the female orgasm, that's the myth.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

If you need a speculum, you've already gone too far.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Context for people unfamiliar: this is a video-assisted intubation. The white bit on the screen is the larynx (vocal cords), and the fold below it is the opening of the esophagus.

(Edit: I was just looking at this and that is the fanciest portable defib/resus pack I have ever seen. The ones I've used were jank as heck and only had a screen for the EKG readout and vitals.)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ohhhhhh! I didn't realize the clitoris was in the esophagus. I feel like such an idiot because I've been looking around the vulva this whole time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That gag is the actual plot of the famous porn film Deep Throat.