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Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly" (www.komu.com)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Merica

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Even our wildlife needs mobility scooters

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

WTF IS A KILOMETER!!!! RAHHHH 🦅 🔫

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

eagle eats too much burgers like real americans

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Other than the word "eagle," this headline could be about me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

If it makes you feel any better, I think pretty much every single other person is too fat/heavy to fly with our wings

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

TLDR; he ate a racoon.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I would welcome this reply in any thread. And from now on I expect to see it in every thread.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I hope to see it in the thread after the presidential debate.

TL;DR he ate a racoon