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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (10 children)

It’s completely wild that people drink cow hormone juice and then think that soy is affecting their hormones.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s completely wild that people drink cow hormone juice

Yeah.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

So conservatives are not people, or I misinterpreted your comment?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not conservatives, regressives.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Literally the same thing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Definitionally identical

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It's completely wild that... Husbandry exists? That we eat other animals? That we rot liquid food to drink it? That we use bacteria to curdle milk?

Hot bean juice!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Your comparison is stupid.

@idiomaddict talks about cow milk and soy milk, yet you go on a rant about how "cOw MiLk iS nOrMaL?!!".

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The really funny thing about this is OP is egregiously wrong.

Soy doesn't contain estrogen, it contains phytoestrogen, which not only doesn't produce any estrogen-like side-effect, but actively prevents our bodies from taking and producing estrogenic hormones.

This is all very ironic, considering drinking ~~excessive~~ cows milk ~~leeches calcium out of our bones and~~ exposes us to a smorgasbord of hormones not designed for humans.

Soy is shit tier anyway, oat milk all the way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Doesnt cowmilk also actually have estrogen in it? Making it even more ironic?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (12 children)

It is a badge i would wear with honor, because soy is awesome and the myth is bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thanks bro, all the workout is paying of [ o ][ o ]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

How to grow boobs (in Minecraft)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Omg do they really believe that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

There are people who do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

See, what his coworkers did was good bullying. Anon learned something and also wasn't fired for whatever skeevy pseudosexual thing he was implying about his coworker, probably over politics. Winning hearts and minds, people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I never know what to make of these posts like this because it seems like Anon is okay with laughing at themselves

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

If you let your boss bully you into explaining what a soyboy is, you are in fact a soyboy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's phytoestrogen, dummy Anon.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I moved to a rural area a few years back and there’s a lot of farms here. Thus, many of the people I’ve met are farmers or have worked on farms. After a year or so of asking people what they raise/grow on their farms it finally happened and I met someone who said they grew soybeans. I asked him if he was a soyboy and he was really not amused.

I’m pretty sure he saw it coming too, when he said soybeans I had to have a huge shit eating grin on my face. I was waiting for that day

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Nut milk comes from male cows.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How the fuck does this get posted all the time without anyone ever picking up on the fact that this workplace dynamic is obviously made up and anon is literally a 4chan kid who just changed the actors in his story from ''teacher' and "classmate" to 'boss' and 'coworker' so he wouldn't get banned on an 18+ imageboard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

FOUND THE SOYBOY

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Not only that, but mammal milk is literally hormone soup. Including estrogen. And soy doesn't actually contain the same type of estrogen. They contain isoflavones including plant estrogen (phytoestrogen). Similar but different chemical, with different bioavailability in mammals.

Also:

For example, many studies have found that Western-type dietary patterns characterized by high intakes of red meat, processed foods, sweets, dairy, and refined grains are consistently associated with higher estrogen levels ( 3 , 15 , 16 , 17 ).

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/foods-to-lower-estrogen

Basically the diet of the carnivores that mock the soyboys. How's that for projection?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry my facts offend your feelings.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The soy thing has to be one of the funniest delusions I've ever seen.

People convincing themselves that all liberals are vegans, all vegans eat a diet primarily of soy, and that soy has compounds similar to estrogen, so therefore all liberal men are feminized by their diets and are therefore weak (because being a woman is bad).

The number of weird things you have to believe out of insecurity to get to that conclusion are quite embarrassing. It's quite a self-report.

You can also reverse the argument into mockery, accusing conservative women of being too masculine because they don't eat enough soy, then bragging about how feminine soy-loving liberal women are.

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