The best part is that it seems like the more people get to know him, the more gross they find him. Couch jokes aside, the guy's actual positions and beliefs are fucking abhorrent.
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It was reported ^[1] he had lower favorability ratings in his home state than nationwide. The better you know him the more you hate him.
Given that Trump is from New York, you could also say the same about him.
Ashcroft, before getting appointed to the W cabinet or attorney general or whatever, lost a vote in his home state to a dead man. No joke. I only know because David Cross talked about it on Shut Up You Fucking Baby.
Reminds me of the time most of Paul Gosar's siblings* appeared in his opponents campaign ad to try and warn people about how awful he is.
*the other 3 decided to stay out of it, making him 0 for 9 when it comes to endorsements from his own freakishly large crowd of brothers and sisters.
The fact that he was disliked immediately makes it wild that people only dislike him more as time goes on.
The couch stuff tames him.
Yeah, ever seen a My Pillow ad pic? There's NO way he doesn't fuck those pillows.
He likes 'em lumpy
Are they attacks? Or are they just reporting on the weird shit he says and does? Seems like Vance is his own worst enemy.
I guess it depends on how it's couched.
Sofa, so good.
They put out a news article stating that he is normal.
I cannot think of a less normal thing to do.
Like Ted Cruz, Jorkin Depeanus Vance (his real name, people are telling me) is definitely a real normal human being. Definitely neither one is a collection of organisms wearing a skin suit.
*Jance Dance Vance.
I've seen his long- form birth certificate.
This is all entirely false. He was born James Donald Bowman.
He changed it to Jorkin Depeanux Vance.
De-peanus?
Of dicks?
It's pronounced De-paynus.
Ah 🧐
It's almost funnier than Frank providing a certificate that he doesn't have "Donkey Brains" in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT4vVLvvb2U
It's like writing a song about not diddling kids, to get people to think you don't diddle kids.
New polling shared exclusively with Semafor shows Democrats’ attacks on JD Vance’s views on abortion, divorce and “childless cat ladies” are sticking with voters.
I mean, "democratic attacks" is not the right description when it's JD that's the problem and the "attacks" are pointing out that he's neither a good guy nor a good candidate.
JFC, a guy fucks a couch and can’t run for veep. I guess times are changing.
That's what I likes about yous.
"YOUR SISTER'S HOT, WAYNE! There! I said it!"
Dude is just a genuinely weird guy. I'm not even trying to lean into the weird thing, he just is.
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