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Walz v Vance (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

You know it’s true

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[–] [email protected] 134 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I see Vance more as the guy that's chair of the HOA board, and drives around the neighborhood six times a day looking for any minor infraction to write up, but only for the residents he has beef with - looking the other way when one of his "friends" is in violation of the CC&Rs. So he's the guy that puts a lien on your house while you're in the hospital.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

couch of the HOA

[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not downvoting you because this was a bad post.

I'm downvoting you because I can't unsee it.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Drag queen tuck...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Well, found this year's Halloween costume.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

The new J.D. Vance Doll™ from Blamco.

Couch sold separately
[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago

Also Vance: sneaks into your house and violates your couch while you're in the hospital.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago

Vance would break in and steal your stuff, fuck your furniture and then call the HOA.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Then goes inside and fucks your couch

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

"She shouldn't have been upholstered in silky smooth velour. She was asking for it!"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I straight up thought I was looking at Danny Devito for the Walz photo

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I wonder if they could get him to do an appearance on SNL

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Me too, when he’s on that life is good merch kick for an IASIP episode

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Life is happy, baby!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Walz is also liable to send over some hot dish after you get out.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Fucking couch fucker

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I'm lucky, my HOA handles the grass themselves

Just gotta shovel the snow directly in front of my house

I think being in a relatively walkable neighborhood means all the usual shenanigans that power tripping HOAs pull aren't as easily deployed