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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

this is exactly what I thought too!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Aren’t those the lyrics to that song “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

He could at least be sitting in a truck, that's kind of the bare minimum I'd expect from a Trucker DudeGuy account

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Definitely the type of bio you write while high and you don't have the sense of mind to consider that other people have also had these feelings and maybe you're not quite so special in the way you think you are.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The secret ingredient is solipsism.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had to hit Wikipedia for that one. Brain hurts now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Who cares? You don't exist anyway.

(That's the joke)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

MAGAdeth Brooks?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Trucker Mike seems to be in a sedan.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Another tragic case of Main Character Syndrome.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I thought that was Vanilla Ice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Is that Jack Garbarino, the man who lost 100 pounds just by moving boxes?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Is that the guy from Nathan for you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Y'all don't even give him credit for how long it took him to collect all of those pubes to then carefully glue them to his paper-thin chin. Poor li'l tweak baby. Never had a chance or an original thought in this life. 🤣

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

I've seen that dudes picture before, but it usually doesn't have a MAGA hat that never existed on, usually Red Sox.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago

He looks like the type of guy who knows Steve Jobs and hangs out with Jungle Children