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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The 900k worth of cocaine have been collected by police and stored savely.

Later this week investigation about the origin of the 700k worth of cocaine will be opened

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They will not stop until they are certain of the origin of the half million dollars of coke.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

After public scrutiny questioned the quanity of the seized narcotics, an internal audit has confirmed that all $400,000 worth is accounted for.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Still no suspects as to the provenance of the $300,000 worth of cocaine.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

COMMUNIST hurricane reallocates WEALTH

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Dammit now even the hurricanes are doing cocaine! Move over Cocaine Bear because now we have Cocaine Hurricane.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

The sharks are losing their fucking minds

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Really, nobody's gonna drop a "Debby Does Florida" joke? C'mon Lemmy, I expect better (worse?).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Debby blows, you blow, we all blow.

A movie not for kids.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Party at Debby's!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Who the fuck turns in free coke?

Uma Thurman saying “don’t be a square”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why is the Cupra Logo on these things?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Right! I’m also confused as to why.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Because Volkswagen is struggling and needs to find new ways to make money.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I'm going to Florida.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

HOW THE HELL DOES A HURRICANE SOMEHOW BLOWS DRUGS INTO A BEACH????