this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The crack in the drawer front is really the icing on the cake here.

[–] [email protected] 111 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's not icing, that's paint. And it's not a cake it's a drawer. Jesus some people on the internet are so dumb smdh

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't know. I've been fooled before... this whole thing could be a cake.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I see you've played draw-ee cakey before.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

So I threw it on the GROUND!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's where they cut the whole cabinet to shrink it. You can see the cut line on the frame of the cabinet and the drawer too.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Yup. Completely the wrong approach, too.

They would have been better off making it open shelves, as it looks like it's near a doorway or passthrough, making it open on that side rather than the side the drawer face is currently on.

Then put a slim door panel or an applique on the cabinet front side to make it look clean.

I'm sure they had a "very good reason" though.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 months ago

This is the malicious compliance drawer. "sure, we'll put a drawer there you stupid fuck, no problem"

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Lol, thank you for this

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

That was a wild ride.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago

You don't have a spaghetti drawer?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago

Snake Prison solitary confinement (banned by Geneva Convention.)

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Don't you just hang yours by your toilet?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Maybe that isn't a problem

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

I'd use it for pez

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

That's your machete drawer

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I want to see in the little cupboard underneath it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Probably great for one chopping board?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Or cookie sheets, the cupboard seems tall enough for that. The drawer is just..I'm thinking maybe a bunch of skewers. That's it.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

You guys don't a have a ruler drawer in your kitchen?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Often things like this are intended to be support for something else. Maybe there's something nearby that's hinged and can fold down on to it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn't bother with making it a drawer box in that case.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's clearly the chopstick drawer

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That was my first thought!

My second was, "How do you get them out?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But how do you get that chopstick out?? There's no beginning, it's chopsticks all the way down!

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (4 children)

you put weed in there, close it and open it again.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

Something like this, but for weed?

1000005993

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

One drawer full of spaghetti.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Knife drawer, for someone who doesn't own many knives

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

...and wants to make getting them out dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

...and wants to make getting them out ~~dangerous~~ exciting.

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Or for someone who uses a fucking katana as a kitchen knife.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

🎶STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWER 🎸🤟😤

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Hear me out: toothpick drawer.

Eat some corn on the cob? Open up the toothpick drawer and get those cracks clean!

Need to test the cake is done? Open up the toothpick drawer and stab away!

Toothpick drawer™️

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dang, I wish I had a taco drawer.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

More of a taco slot really…

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Don't let JD Vance near that drawer

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

You don't have a sword drawer?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

JD Vance knows what to do with this.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you dropped something in there, getting it back out again would be an adventure.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Pull, rail gigantic line, close with your butt, done.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago
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