Kid: I forgot.
Me: You need to work on remembering things a bit better.
Kid: Well somebody told me that as you get older you can't remember things as well.
Me: Not at 7 years old!
Kid: Well maybe you told me and you just don't remember.
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Nice ha ha ha
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