this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2024
261 points (99.6% liked)

Facepalm

2639 readers
1 users here now

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 17 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

Prompt: "Write a sermon."

Chatbot: wall of text

Prompt: "That's too long. Be concise."

Chatbot: Don't be a dick.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Meh. At least you know at least the AI is reading/hearing your prayers, that’s a step up from the normal ones. Still does just as much good, but at least it’s being acknowledged.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And the LLM is less likely to touch the children.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

We cannot rule it out as a possibility of course.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I took it to mean the music or message being delivered to the congregation is AI, not that you're praying to AI god.

Which is still good because if there's one thing the Bible teaches it's that god loves insincere prayers

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

good idea but only if lead by this guy robit priest from the futurama

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I for one welcome the new six fingered Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Technically it has five fingers, but one of them splited half at the fourth knuckle. Also it has a fourth knuckle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Nearer, my LLM, to thee

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

And lo, did Jesus question, what was the name of your first pet? Also incidentally you may now give donations by credit card.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Does anyone know AI Jesus on Twitch, where people constantly try to give him commands that break the voice or make him say dumb shit?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Funniest grift ever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Its hard to be a lazy cult.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

They are going to be so mad when the AI turns out to be woke