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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I heard you need to be very careful driving these things. Sometimes the screen tears if you take a corner too fast.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

Plus the draw distance has to be insanely low, you might hit something.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My 6 year old son loves the shit out of that car. I wish it wasn't made by a twat CEO

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My six year old son loves dinosaurs. 🤷

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Obligatory favorite dinosaur go

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pterosaur because they fly!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

True. On the other hand some of them looked like this, which overrides any argument:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Ah, so Jim Henson didn't die, he was just sent back in time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ankylosaurus!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Allosaurus gets no love.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

My kid at 6yo loved eating peanut butter and mayo and drinking orange juice with Pepsi.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I saw my first one today and it was ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Me fucking too. I just kept screaming 'nooooooo!'

When people said pictures don't show how ugly they actually are, it did not prepare me for the abomination I saw on the road

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's nice that there's finally competition for the Fiat Multipla.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah whoever designed that was either on drugs, or should have been on drugs. They needed to take more or less drugs. But the correct amount of drugs were not being taken.

Let stick a car on top of another car, what a great idea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Hey !

The Fiat Multipla looked awful on the outside but it is the most comfortable/functional family car ever.

The Fiat Multipla deserves some love.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Guess how surprised I was when the one I saw today had a Florida plate (I'm nowhere near Florida)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

How long before they can mod these to roll coal somehow?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It's the only electric car the MEGA lot would actually consider buying

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

The dumpsterwedge

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Someone near me painted theirs paper white

It looks fucking terrible

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fewer triangles than SNES Star Fox

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I’m just playing F-Zero and eating government cheese with my purple drank.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I actually like the way the cyber truck looks. Shame it was made by a malicious idiot.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Agree. I know WHY most cars are suppository shaped, I just wish there was greater variety

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's the way I feel, I don't like the cyber truck but I'm glad it exists in a sort of homes Simpson car is possible sort of way

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I want more manufacturers to come up with future forward designs. I just don’t want Elon to be involved in any of it

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I think it looks like it's okay. It just goes way over the top at being edgy and different with no real benefit to the new design. I think cars designed the way they currently are, look boring, so I'm all in favor of going in a new direction but the cyber truck is just different for the sake of it, and not in a good way.

If you're going to design a new kind of vehicle at least keep the bits of the old design that actually made sense. A flatbed you can actually use, flat roof so you can fit roof racks on it for extra storage, make it out of material that perhaps doesn't rust, you know the basics.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I didn't like it when it was revealed but the design has started to grow on me. Can't say I love it but I don't hate it either

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you ever had the misfortune of seeing these in the streets, theyre so stupidly ugly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Even the wheels are ugly, I don't know WHY tesla wanted them to look like ABS plastic.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I've spent too much time wondering about this design.

It looks like they really wanted to go for a futuristic look. The problem is they went for something that looked futuristic in the 1990's.

If I had rolled up to a Y2K party in a car that looked like it was straight out of, the Minds Eye, Beyond the Mind's Eye or the original Tron, it would have been badass.

Now it just looks like he couldn't get enough GPUs to render them with more polygons.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I wonder if the design was influenced by Elon Musk? That guy is a Gen Xer manbaby who is mentally stuck in the 1990s, especially after renaming Twitter as X.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

of course it was. it screams stunted growth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That's what confuses me. I'm a Gen Xer (whether or not I'm a manbaby is debateable) and that design just looks old to me. Not retro, not nostalgia inducing, just dated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure he renamed the company X just so he could make the logo on those Twitter post embeds look like they are the button to close the post preview. It looks like a modal close button, especially since they put it on the top right, but if you click it, it takes you to twitter, where you are immediately bombarded with pop-ups, login prompts, and just all-around general ass-hattery. Plus now you can't refer to anything generic as X without people wondering if you're talking about Xitter or not. It's dumb, and annoying.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can respect someone wanting to make a vehicle with a retro-futuristic look. The problem is that the Cybertruck is so committed to its retro-futuristic look that it neglects being a working vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not to mention that putting supposed bulletproof windows on a vehicle that you may need to break a window to get out of after an accident because everything is electric instead of mechanical is retarded. Oh, and drive by wire steering from a company with a reputation for glitchy software, and hardware? The thing is a death trap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It looks like they really wanted to go for a futuristic look. The problem is they went for something that looked futuristic in the 1990's.

I knew I wasn't the only one thinking this trucks look like a pickup made by Saturn in 1992.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

More like by Jupiter. Lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Tired of hearing about this ugly thing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Tomb Raider Tiddies

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Show me the SNES graphics!

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