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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

He uses an AOL email address to sell top secret documents to terrorist states.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Are you talking about Donald Trump the octogenarian? The Donald Trump that wants to implement project 2025?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile, I'm hoping we can implement project 2025-to-life where we sentence the bastard.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Ha! The better joke is always in the comments

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Technically a septuagenarian, but close enough.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Do you know what an octogenarian is? Because Donald Trump is not one.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

He’s two years shy. But you’re right.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The most amusing thing I've heard all week. Thank you, you magnificent bastard.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Trump is so old, he remembers when Mr Clean had an afro.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

He has an aversion to anything that even sounds like "facts".

this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2024
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