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i'm on a boat!! (mander.xyz)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Good thing no one risked boating before Archimedes invented bouyancy 🙏

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I heard people used to just float around before Newton invented gravity.

But I'm not sure. I think that's just hot air.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

That's brilliant

PS: English is not my first language so I had to confirm if "hot air" is an idiom

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I'd imagine people moved around using giant levers, his guess what?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Boats float because of their shape, Archimedes is a bitch.

-Aristotle

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Boats float because an ideal boat floats, Archimedes and Aristotle are both bitches

-Plato

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

But what floats your goat, if not magic??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

"I got my swim trunks. And my flippy floppies."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)