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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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"Vehicle is protected by bees" stickers for theft protection (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Maybe there could be a whole line of bee theft protection gear. Imagine a subwoofer that plays a low buzzing sound or fake hives for the passenger seat.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

~~I’ll invest.~~

I’ll bee your first investor. I bet there will be a lot of buzz about it soon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Somebody needs to get Beehaw on this. I want an "Apartment protected by bees" sticker on my front door

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Hah, mine is protected my murder hornets!

No, seriously, I can't get near it, please help.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll give you $10 for 30%

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What’s 30% of $0?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

0$

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're just going to have your bee gear stolen so they can protect themselves from the future bee attacks when they break into cars.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I can already see cops profiling bee keepers