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I thought you was black, man?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

username checks out

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“Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Hack the Gibson

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OP's name is pretty apropos 😅

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Checks the fuck out 💯

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There's a spiritual successor to Hackers that I'd like to see, and here's the way you generate the script for it:

It's a parody of a heist film. It has to be built like a comedy because the protagonists are going to be employees of a penetration testing company who are hired to do a physical security exercise on a big bank or a tech firm or something. There's no stakes because if they get caught they're just going to say "Yeah you caught me, here's my letter, call this manager and we'll go from there" so it's got to be kind of farcical. To fill out the details of the script, get Deviant Ollam and Jayson Street together over whiskey and hire a stenographer to take notes.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The things you do to get your hands on a Gibson.

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A wonderful mix of actual hacking (social engineering, phreaking) and batshit crazy "future hacks" (hack the gibson!)

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The Prodigy has entered the chat.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Hack the planet!!!

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