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Imperial Stormtrooper Spotted Fleeing Scene of Trump Shooting (hard-drive.net)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 71 points 4 months ago

“It’s not unusual to hear gunfire at a Trump rally, but usually it’s directed at chemtrails.”

Heh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

THE STORM TROOPERS ARE THE GOOD GUYS NOW???

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Contrary to popular belief, the enemy of your enemy is quite often also a douche

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I’m not even being serious I’m messing around here cuz I want to have fun

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Waitaminit, if the Evil Empire wants Trump dead...

I'm so confused...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Well, the shooter was a registered Republican.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

So, there's a theory that the storm troopers were ordered to miss so they wouldn't kill Luke and Leia. I definitely wouldn't put it past Trump to stage an assassination attempt to make himself into a matryr.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah, a stormtrooper wouldn't have even been able to clip his ear.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

One of them did hit Leia in Ep. VI.

Or was that a scout trooper?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

That guy was filling in from Spaceball One, he was one of those Assholes.