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Imperial Stormtrooper Spotted Fleeing Scene of Trump Shooting (hard-drive.net)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

One of them did hit Leia in Ep. VI.

Or was that a scout trooper?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

That guy was filling in from Spaceball One, he was one of those Assholes.