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Can you?

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago

Yeah I'll give it a shot, I mean.. Y'know.. It's my job right?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pish-posh.

It will be like taking points from a baby...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Now, that sounds like a lark.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Can you?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

he points to W and S, but from his angle M and S... -Lisa

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

What? No! With my last ounce of strength, I sucked out my gold fillings and swallowed them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

isn't this where Maggie killed burns?

doh spoiler alert

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

We're supposed to wait all summer until we find out Maggie shot Burns.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

i thought mister smithers shot mister burns

that would have made more sense

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

no. he was moved to a better hospital and upgraded to alive.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

"Hello, lamppost. Whatcha knowin'? I've come to watch your...power flowin'."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

!!!!!

MY TOOLSHED