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[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Why did you make a meme about me?

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

I am also in this meme and don't like it

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

I don't recall giving you permission to use my likeness.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I need to talk to you about something.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When my boss says "Got time for a call?"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

My boss just has daily “scrums” or “stand ups” that go on for two hours. Which is not a scrum or a standup.

If he needs another call after that, then I’m ready to throw shit out the window.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Only for them to ask you to help them or something

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

pre therapy and medication: oh fuck oh no

self-medication: fuck yeah we need to talk

post therapy and medication: ugh, fuck, what now

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The secret is to have no friends! 😎

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Being based and a loser at the same time.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I get closer to this goal with every passing year!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

On the plus side, you can use it too! It is just a generally intimidating phrase because it leaves the recipient off to come up with something to get blamed by themselves

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

the only words that can describe how I feel about this is this image right here

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

First thought this would be superb owl.

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