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[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is James the famous Man-Spider?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Man man
does whatever a man can
look out
here comes the man
In the chill of night
he arrives
Man man
friendly neighborhood man
he's ignored
wherever there's a hangup
you'll find the man🎶

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Person man
Person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Person Man?
Degraded Man
Person Man

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

TMBG :-)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hopes and dreams are like Santa Claus, would be nice if it were real, fun to watch kids enjoy them, but it'll just cost you more the longer you push the facade.

That's the most depressing thing I've written in a while.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Wild that I paused to think “wtf were my dreams?”

Thinking back to what I wanted out of my career, thank fuck that didn’t come true. I just want to be home and with family every second I can.

Would’ve been cool to be a chef or dad rocker though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

It’s super ineffective!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I don’t think we really forget, but we do become jaded and have bills to pay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

mashes B

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Worst evolution in history.