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A simple reminder of the incompetence, idiocy, and insanity that was the Trump presidency. Here's the original story, in case you forgot:

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/09/05/hurricane-dorian-sharpie-trump-1482839

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The funny thing is that NOAA and NWS are part of the Department of Commerce, the department that directly works with businesses to ensure that goods and services can plan for the weather. They track ocean currents, wind patterns, and yes temperature changes.

The accuracy of their models have become so good that we have pretty darn good forecasting now.

All so that Walmart can buy shovels in time for the next snow storm.

Yet they want to do a way with the agency because climate change is now a woke issue.

Talk about biting off your nose to spit at your opponent.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not only them, but the FAA does too…

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

And the military. And everyone who enjoys a heads up about a tornado before it can kill you. Or the flood.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Biting off your own nose? What???

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cutting_off_one%27s_nose_to_spite_one%27s_face?wprov=sfla1

I've always heard it as "Cut off your own nose to spit in someone's face".

Basically it means you are willing to hurt yourself just to be able to make your enemy miserable.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ive always heard "cutting off your nose to spite your face"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Because that's what the actual phrase is. Biting off your nose makes no sense, nor does then spitting in someone else's face.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Oh right. I was just surprised how vivid the imagery was lol

[–] [email protected] 87 points 4 months ago (4 children)

a lot of P25 seems either to be 1) fuck minorities or 2) petty vengeance

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago

This, but boring

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As well as Christian sharia law and corporate greed. It's horrifying and we'll be too mired in a fascist hellhole to get to enjoy the fact that they'll have ended the US as a world power, which will fuck them over, too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

At least Gilead cared about pollution and environmental sustainability...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I heard that the house of representatives has a proposed law where only citizens born in the USA can vote.

Because fuck minorities.

https://lemmy.world/post/17436445

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Real Human Ted Cruz, who was ~~hatched~~ born in Canada might not be too thrilled about that 😄

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

One thing I've heard but haven't checked yet is that it's surprisingly pro gmo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Why wouldn't it be? A lot of under-informed liberals automatically hate them, and their potential for owner donor profits when under-regulated is enormous.

Things like the fact that, if used right, they're the best weapon we have against the coming climate change caused starvation doesn't factor into GOP calculations. Because they don't plan to even TRY feeding anyone not paying them a premium for it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

People that hate GMO usually don't get to explain why, or don't understand why liberals might be against them. But the truth is that people that know don't hate the genetic altering parts so much as why those parts are altered.

It's the pesticide.

That's almost always why there's a GMO.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

GMOs suck when farmers get sued by big corporations, because they were sowing seeds that grew on their plot. All because corporations can patent DNA sequences.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah, that's a good example of the under-regulation I was referring to. It's patently insane that they're allowed to do that, pun not intended but welcomed.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 4 months ago

Weather app companies want the information privatized in order to sell the data and subscriptions.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/who-benefits-from-the-privatization-of-weather-data

Eliminating analysis of climate change is only a side benefit. There's money to be made.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

To be completely fair....they likely have zero idea what NOAA is and they certainly hate and fear the unknown.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Shout-out to when Rick Perry wanted to abolish the department of energy, not knowing it's responsible for maintaining our nations nuclear weapons, international treaty monitoring for nukes, and nuclear waste management and cleanup.

Texas man think government energy bad. Must abolish.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That's untrue, because he won't need a Sharpie anymore. They will just be reporting whatever Trump wants them to report. There is no hurricane. Here's some paper towel. This will all blow over by Easter.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Of course there's no hurricane. Trump personally nuked it. In unrelated news, all US nukes are henceforth required to have a pussy for trump to grab them by.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

All the competent people would be fired, so it wouldn't be accurate regardless. Everything these agencies say will just be Dear Leader propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (3 children)

So hurricanes are too woke now? Keeping track of hurricanes is too liberal for them? What the fuck.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hurricanes insulted their god emperor by obeying physics. Physics is woke.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

If science is woke then woke me the fuck up on that science.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Dismantling the entire noaa because they made a "non-binary" hurricane is like that type of thing the Google ai would come up with. Pack it up Lemmy Shitpost, we've been outdone yet again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Can't have a weather forecasting agency disabuse people of the notion that gays cause hurricanes.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

They want to hand that over to private AccuWeather. They already had the CEO in Trump's administration.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on them then: AccuWeather wouldn't exist without NOAA since that's where they get almost all their weather data.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Privatizing NOAA and selling it off to AccuWeather for a song, so that AccuWeather can then sell the data back at a hefty profit, is how you make oodles of money in this country.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

And is actually pretty on par for a Facist government

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Yeah just you wait until he sharpie circles near your home town and suggests nuking the hurrican again 😱

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thank the good lawd none of them hurricanes hit the south. - Cletus Jackson Local Dirt farmer

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

"Down with socialism, but lemme get some of dat sweet federal aid because it's wet as fuck down here"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The whole thing about the sharpie makes one wonder what is dumber, the suggestion itself or the base that would believe it.

The reason why the circles are growing is to show uncertainty where the hurricane might go. The sharpie drawing shows that whomever drew it completely misunderstood what the map was showing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

If I remember correctly the sharpie map was because Trump tweeted that Alabama was going to be affected and then after people called NOAA and they said Alabama was fine, Trump instead of admitting his mistake, repeated on Twitter that he was correct culminating in a press conference where he presented an official NOAA map that had sharpie drawn into Alabama.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Dorian%E2%80%93Alabama_controversy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If we ban the agency that manufacturers all the hurricanes, maybe hurricanes won't happen anymore. Hurricanes cause destruction to property and are a waste of taxpayer dollars especially when noaa scientists make 2 or 3 of them happen per year. /s

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Are we able to say Simpsons predicted the Republican Party mostly just being a gaggle of the most despicable sorts of people congregating mostly out of spite for the decent morally upright society the rest of us try to participate in?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Yes, because billionaires don't own any sort of ocean going vessel

[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 months ago

This is a very popular idea in Texas right now....home of the most democratic Democrats I think.