Memes

the documents folder on the computer that Microsoft has in your house

Do I look like I know what a OneDrive is?

the most enraging thing i’ve ever experienced on windows was when they started automatically “off-loading” files on my drive because i was running out of space. what the fuck, fuck you, i needed that, die in a fire and never touch my drive again. if i need more space i will fucking make more space

"Your house, ahahah, nice one! By the way, rent is going up. How much was 'your' raise this year?"

My stupid ass phone keeps demanding me to be connected to the internet in order to view photos that I TOOK ON MY PHONE.

There aren't enough "got dangs" in this meme

The moment a lawyer saves their medical records in a way that unintentionally and without their consent uploads them to OneDrive, they have a pretty solid case to charge Microsoft for a HIPAA violation.

It's so funny watching people have this problem for a literal decade, and they're still complaining instead of using FOSS.

My fetish is sending a document as a copy and then seeing someone edit it in realtime while I’m in it.

I want to save to the share drive that looks like a regular folder path.

Always hated how MS forces you to use their shit ... I mean I get it, most wouldn't chose to use them as they are indeed shit

I have OneDrive limited to a single swap meat folder aptly called "dumpster" and it still fucks it up weekly

But, cyborg Bill Gates needs your data to survive. You do want him to survive, don’t you?

My cousin sister lost all her files to a malicious script on her pendrive, and I am fixing it right now (at the time of writing this). The unreliable pile of crap called OneDrive didn't even back up properly, and well, Windows has gone so bad, it's terrible,laggy and slow on a Ryzen 5800U with 8GB of RAM. I wish she was open to learning Linux desktop environments.

Just in case: https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/office/turn-off-disable-or-uninstall-onedrive-f32a17ce-3336-40fe-9c38-6efb09f944b0

• https://ubuntu.com/
• https://linuxmint.com/

you can use O&O shut up 10 ++ to disable onedrive completely, also, there's proton drive.

ah time for horror stories with sparky:

I know of people who work in IT and use onedrive as a shitty version of github for sharing and version controlling code.... If I was them, I'd alteast use syncthing

In 2003 I could have made a living selling subscriptions to 5-GB cloud storage that was tightly integrated into Windows.

I understand why Windows is trying to capture you into it's cloud ecosystem. Just saying that between M$, Apple, and Google you can do some robust backups, basically for free. And if you're worried about privacy, just encrypt.

Encrypt your files before upload them to OneDrive this way you use Microsoft servers and your files cannot be accessed by them to train AI and sell your personal data