And it will use as much energy as everything else in the house combined.

Remember, friends don't let friends buy Samsung or LG appliances!

(Also, long lasting appliances still exist, you just have to be ready to pay the price, otherwise get something from the Maytag family)

Moreso, the fridge will stop working in two years cause that is when their subscription cloud service to access your fridge will be updated with firmware that is no longer compatible.

Sure it will work forever, but it also never really worked right in the first place. Those are definitely the fridges where one section freezes and other areas are almost room temp

Survivorship bias

Yeah, but can you survive a hydrogen bomb blast in a 1980s fridge? No, you need a 1950s fridge for that.

Remember in Australia, if you're persistent enough, you could get this replaced under Australian Consumer Law, if something breaks in an unreasonable amount of time (outside of warranty, even). Considering fridges can easily last for 10 years, anything well within that should be fairly easy (but require many, many emails and threatening to taken them to your local small claims) to get replaced.

That is if you can do without a fridge in the meantime 😅

This is not legal advice.

For real, we bought a fridge in November and it is already breaking

Today’s products are built to just barely cross some finish line and not a day longer. It’s bad for you, and bad for the environment.

Samsung fridge had the ice maker stop working 5 times in a span of 2 years. The tray mechanism inside would break so often. I actually started buying replacements from AliExpress and treated it as a consumable product.

Shout out to our 30 year old Miele washing machine

In 2016 my parents bought a new microwave oven and gave their old one to me. That new microwave is broken now and the one I got is still operating the same as it did in the 90s.

I used to rent this tiny little house from an elderly couple a little over a decade ago. It was their first house when they got married in the late 40s and they'd been renting it out since they moved to a bigger house in the 50s. In all that time the refrigerator has been replaced ONCE in like 1968 and that fridge still worked perfectly when I moved out lol

You probably forgot to pay the monthly subscription of your refrigerator.

Don't buy the overly fancy fridges: Buy a basic one from a decent company and it will probably last for years.

My refrigerator fridge machine that fridges and refrigerates is from the early 2000s. Still works like a charm.

It even has a square on it that says "OK".

“…I am also the size of a dorm fridge”

But is it AI?

Just bought a brand new shitty fridge, can't wait for it to die next year

I'll rip you a new ozone hole

Enshittification, also known as the overall tendency of profit to decline.