this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You stay the fuck away from my Amontillado.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

In pace requiescat!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I love that I get this reference!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Wh... why is his face behind him?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago

Because it's ai generated

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Is his face part of the pitcher, or in the liquid? If it's the latter, then he can turn it whatever way he likes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure his face is drawn in the condensation on the pitcher. At least it was when I was a kid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Thanks, I didn't need to sleep today anyway.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

No, no, no.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

Hit it with your sword. If it makes a different noise, then you can use a bomb.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

This reminds me of that one time I told a buddy of mine about this cask of wine I got.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

That's how you get to the dead world in bettleguise

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If that's part of an airport or a governmental building, I'd be careful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Nah, they hide candy in the walls.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

"Why don't you look for the areas where the walls are a different color?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Stein um Stein...

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Interesting linguistic difference. I would've just said "get bombs" instead of "unlocking" them, yet I completely understand

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In some games (metroid, etc) it is an ability, not an item. It just made me think of Zelda first for whatever reason

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yep, I get it :)