this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2024
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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(Please don't complain to me about censorship, I didn't censor it.)

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

i guess this is inspired by this

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Show us your little rain dance, wheat boy!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

🌧️🌧️🌧️

🌾🕺🌾

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's not how it went. The farmers killed all the hunter gatherers first.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If the hunters and gatherers don't want to die, why are they made of fertilizer?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All I know is you chase a gazelle through my oats and you're going to get a hollow-base arrowhead in your back.

And if you're lucky, I won't drag your ass up a mountain and freeze you there until some German hikers discover you 12,000 years later.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

An Ötzi reference, in my Lemmy?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

He's my favorite ice man after Bobby Drake.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You could have uncesored it!

/s

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

If only this were CSI. "Enhance!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm complaining to you about censoring. Without your permission. Because we're on the internet. Censorship is fucking stupid. Take a new screenshot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Take a new screenshot of what exactly? I'm sorry, I have no ability to uncensor an image that was censored before I even saw it. Those are beyond my elite hacker powers.