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[–] [email protected] 77 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

Henry Ford's right hand man had uneven steps in his home as a defense mechanism. he fell down them and died while drunk (apparently this is urban legend)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I think they do that in castles steps as well. To slow down invading.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

I enjoy the idea that some shitass mason hated whatever king hired him, built all the stairs as quickly and poorly as possible, and then to save his ass later had to be all "oh hmm yes the stairs? That's a feature actually" and somehow it winds up catching on

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

I think they did that in castles, because it's generally pretty hard to build castles. If the enemy is inside the walls you are practically done anyway.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like an urban legend. Who do you mean anyway? James Couzens? Harry Bennett? Charles Sorensen? His son Edsel? They all died of natural causes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

every time the story comes back up it takes me ages to figure out who I was talking about again. I can never remember the name, but he was featured in an episode of last podcast on the left

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

You are talking about Henry Bennett. This is a myth though. While he did have stairs like that, he died in a care home after years of declining health. His actual cause of death wasn't announced, but it was likely because he had been in rapid decline for years and just before going into the care home, had a stroke.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

It could be...

Most areas in the US have that as a building code violation for the safety issue of it. Usually, there's a "first" when any regulation regarding inherent safety is created.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Skill issue

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's like camouflage, but for stairs.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Yeah? Well this is razzle dazzle camo I think we all know who'll be seen last.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There’s a full 2 stair drop at the bottom on the right side, that’s downright malicious.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Damn, I didn't even see that until you pointed it out. I would have died.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This looks like a step in the wrong direction.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Definitely not a step up. I don't think...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Most frequently used handrail in town.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

This is the art level of fuckery, making it this bad was definitely harder than making it okay

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Is this that non-Euclidean geometry that lovecraft was banging on about?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Took me a long time to understand this was stairs!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just had a thought, make them more dangerous add cat's.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

The pattern should look like Legos with Lego pieces randomly placed everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

carpet doesn't kill people, interior designers kill people

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Lawsuit incoming

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

At least tell me I got hit with "silence brand" so I can post a new meme 😭

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I experienced phantom ankle sprains just looking at this picture. That last half-step physically hurt me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

"Who was your designer? Hannibal Lecter?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Oh cool. New nightmare setting... thanks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Should go full YOLO and put carpet like that on witches stairs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

In the game Ultima 3, one of the most difficult bosses is the floor!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

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