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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Is that AI?

It's not a food crime if it's just theoretical. Somebody needs to make the madness first. And ideally tell us how it tastes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I don't think so. This was an actual recipe posted on Facebook. Unfortunately I lost the link to the original but if you search for that term you'll find many variations on this idea, most of which look even less appetizing.

EDIT: here's a selection:

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The submitted photo is definitely AI. Generator went kooky with tiny basil looking leaves.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You might be right. I can swap it for one from the previous comment, which one is your least favorite?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The second one is equally cursed. Lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Looks like we agree on that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Looks much better when the rainbow goes horizontal rather than vertical

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

AI but a real recipe people have made makes it simultaneous real but AI

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

One half makes you larger, and one half makes you small. And the grilled cheeses Mommy gives you don’t do anything at all.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Good on OP for updating the pic to remove AI. But I'm curious what the first one was now.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Man fuck AI. That's a completely different picture. Edit: also AI

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You know, I ain't mad at this.

Yeah, it's totally unnecessary. Yeah, it's kinda dumb.

But if it makes someone happy, it's all good. Nothing wrong with colorful food until the colorant changes taste. Even then, that's on the person making and eating it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As with almost everything else posted in this sub, whether or not it’s a crime ultimately up the person eating it. The only real crime is wasting food while others are starving.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Amen to that :)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

That's exactly how I imagine it, yeah.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Taste like anal sex, shitty

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I will hate crime you. Same vibes as salt bae.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I apologize in advance but you made me do this:

Consider it a commentary on rainbow crapitalism.