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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

is that a....demon core hand grenade?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Oh yes, and it's beautiful

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yes, yes it is my noncredible brother

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least it maintains core functionality.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Demon core functionality

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I really got a severe case of the Baader-Meinhof-complex. Like a month ago I heard of the demon core for the first time. And now it seems like I see it referenced everywhere. Atleast 10 times randomly in the past month.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

It may be viral marketing for that biopic..

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Because the Oppenheimer movie is coming out

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I really got a severe case of the Baader-Meinhof-complex

There is no such thing. It is always marketing. Always.

See. Marketing!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks for clarifying. I did not get it before

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Sseth released a pretty popular video featuring it. You're just seeing the ripples.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's... the size of a bowling ball but more dense than lead? Good luck 'throwing' it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Trebuchet time

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It'll get the job done, you don't have to throw it very far

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

3000 tactical catapults of the MIC

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Scientist #1: I need safe and secure way to hold the lid open so this thing doesn't reach criticality and kill us all.

Scientist #2: Yo I got a screwdriver

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

i was sure from the thumbnail that the red thing would have been a stretched osama

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

God, that fucking took me a moment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
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