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[–] [email protected] 79 points 5 months ago

Better strategy than this one:

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You think he still likes trains?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Liking trains isn't something you just stop doing...unless you have a falling out with trains, trains knows no forgiveness.....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

If it hit him hard enough, he probably didn't have time to change his opinion

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If you come to me with 2 juice boxes and offer me one while drinking from one of them... I would fully expect to get to non-drank-from one instead the one you just sipped on.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I don’t think she’s drinking from that one, just holding it near her mouth

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yea I realized that about 30 seconds after posting that comment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Your point still stands even if you didn't see what the artist was going for.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Nevermind, I thought there was a straw in their mouth on panel 2 but there isn't. Carry on.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do that at 40, except the juice box is a flyer for a political party that wants to take your basic human rights from you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm almost 40, can't I just have a juice box?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

That is why we get children, to steal their juice boxes and play with their Lego.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)
  • Spam
  • Diet Spam
  • Vegan Spam
  • I can't believe it's not Spam
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What about green eggs and ham?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I do not like green eggs and ham!

...but it's still better than spam.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago
  • spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam
[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If a rando offered me a drink I'd expect to wake up missing my kidneys.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What if the bottle is sealed ? Or you have seen them buy it in real time ? Will you still not drink it ?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Either way I'd probably say no thanks, I'm good. But if I were to accept it, sealed reduces suspicion by 20% because tampering is still possible. Purchased reduces suspicion by 97.3%, but randos don't randomly buy things for other randos, so I would be looking for the person filming the tiktok prank or brace myself for the evangelizing that comes with the free drink.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

dang, it sucks so hard that kindness is not even the default assumption

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Good god when will this myth die? It's the liver they take, not kidneys.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lunch Menu:

Spam

Diet Spam

Vegan Spam

I can't believe it's not Spam

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Congratulations, you posted the same comment that was already posted 7 hours ago.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I like trains too. It's a gentle ride and it's less stressful than driving.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Love the lunch menu hahaha