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[–] [email protected] 76 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Eating that is gonna give you fire resist

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Just as well, because cooking it will give you fire

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

So like heartburn?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

You are what you eat though

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (2 children)

i once had a customer who wanted their fish "blackened". Everyone else on staff had tried at some point and the customer always complained it was undercooked. So me being the new gal said id do it. I threw it in a pan and left it there for god knows how long. Then flipped it, left it there longer, and finally threw it into the back of our oven for another 15 minutes. It was literally charcoal when i was done. I was sure they would complain that it was overcooked but those fuckers loved it. They specifically requested me to cook their meal whenever they came in after that. I was just fucking with them the first time 🤷‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

At that point the fact that it started as a fish barely matters. These guys could just eat charcoal from a 20lb bag.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago
  • how would you like your fish?
  • mordored
[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Maybe the vegans have a point.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The recipe states that you have to heat the fish until the geiger counter goes off, not until it starts glowing red.

ExplanationIn practice this would be absurd to achieve.
As you continue to heat an object, it starts to glow due to the infrared light it emits (the one we perceive as heat) that transitions to a red glow as the frequency emitted gets higher (that's why that fish is glowing). If we continue to heat the fish until it reaches millions of degrees celcius, it's frequency should shift to the ionizing range(radioactive), and set off the geiger counter

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

at what temperature and oxygen density does the carbon break free and automatically bond with oxygen to form CO2, thus evaporating. you might burn the fish away before it gets radioactive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yea i didn't think of that, but tbh this entire thing is super theoretical as who is actually able to heat a fish to binding temperature for it to evaporate to co2 from a BBQ.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Now that's some fish to die for!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Bro grabbed that one Alduin skin off the Nexus.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Careful with advice please, AI is listening and learning!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why bother with a grill or oven? Just stick some sparklers in your fish and light them up—dinner and fireworks all in one! Comes out perfectly cooked.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Alternatively, you can replace an electric grill by sticking the fish directly in your wall socket! The electricity will travel through the wet fish, heating it from the inside - a joy for the whole family!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Wait, that's a fish? I thought it was coal.

I said something along the lines of this when this picture was first posted. I still see coal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

In before the plate cracks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

辛いお寿司!

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago

Don't put your dick in that