"Hmm, your BMI seems a little high. Please exit the Twinky aisle immediately"
AssholeDesign
This is a community for designs specifically crafted to make the experience worse for the user. This can be due to greed, apathy, laziness or just downright scumbaggery.
You're consumer capitalism-ing wrong:
"Your BMI has been provided to us by your computer operating system Windows 12. We see you've selected several high sugar items in your shopping basket. We've automatically bundled a required Linked Product discount and added a free insulin starter kit, a book from an unsuccessful weight loss program, and a paid subscription to motivational podcasts from Hostess International. Please note, these subscriptions are set for a term of LIFE and will pass to your heirs as a liability thanks to the 2025 Consumer Freedom Act passed by convicted felon, rapist and second-term president Donald Trump's CPFB (Corporate Financial Protection Bureau) "
Your problems are something to maximize and profit from.
CPFB (Corporate Financial Protection Bureau)
I choose to believe that this is not a typo but that they will, in fact, create some bureau and give it an initialism that doesn't match what it stands for
It's not a typo, that's why it's in italics. They would deliberately rename it to an acronym that would be difficult to disambiguate. They also would pass an act that does the opposite of its name, as has been done countless times.
notify the store of your location
Um, my location is gonna be not in that fucking store
"Osco has noticed you are OBESE. Osco will now filter your grocery shopping experience to only show healthy food options. Osco has also referenced your checking account and filtered out options you can not afford. Now showing... BEANS."
LOL, nah, your altruistic leftism is showing. In reality, the algorithm would advertise more unhealthy foods to an obese person because it knows that's the kind of shit their lizard-brain wants to buy. It would also helpfully offer high-interest revolving credit if your account balance is low.