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Anon really likes Wii Fit (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago

I was once motivated to work out by Amizon Subscribe and Save.

I had a subscription to protein shake powder, and I only let myself drink it after working out. If I skipped too many days, I’d still have some when the next shipment arrived, and I hate wasting food.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

Genius consumerism at its finest

[-] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago

Whatever works! I'm ok with this and it made me smile, in a good way. Thanks op.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago

I wish I was a fuck autist. I'm just a regular autist

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

A fuck savant - that could be a porn movie from the 70s

[-] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago

TBH, that's a genuinely good technique.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

Favorite smash character. Really builds the salt

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Such a great character in smash. Awesome moves all around, and incredible bm potential. Those hopping push ups are great lmao

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

this whole post gave me an incredible bm.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

i like running back and forth taking big pot shots at my friends who all fight each other

that and throwing balls and suns. shes so much fun

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

It's so surprising that Wii fit un-autism'd OP.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

The Ower of friendship heals all

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

That gave me an idea.

  • VR fitness game for fat coomers
  • Basically copies other more successful titles like Beat Saber or Fruit Ninja
  • Trainer of preferred gender and art style (yes, you can weeb it up)
  • Score better than last time to unlock outfits
  • If you fall off, trainer walks away disappointed

It may be stupid, but I'm willing to bet it would work for many people.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Include like boob and dick jiggle physics and you may have winner on your hands.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Realtime full-body jiggle physics using cloth simulation on a low-poly proxy mesh with adjustable stiffness, combined with local proximity-based displacement on the high-poly model. I've done something similar in Blender and it's pretty damn simple.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Is it possible to learn this power? And where? And how? Shows us the way, Anon-enjoyer.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Here and in its discord server. Their ~~cum~~ viscous fluid simulation research efforts are especially admirable.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

score better than last time to unlock new sex positions for the sex minigame

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

These greentexts are a treasure trove of ideas. And nobody can convince me otherwise.

Maybe some call it unhinged, but some of it just has that kind of refreshing other-ness.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

“No longer a … autist”

Also thinks the 3D lady on the screen is their friend

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

No longer a fat fuck autist... Just autist now

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Hey leave asd ppl alone

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

That means the developers succeeded.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Changing you diet is much more effective than working out. Being fat is a natural response to an unnatural food environment.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Counterpoint - when I started working out, I started feeling less hunger and ate less automatically. Shit's connected. Just start somewhere, don't think about what's the most efficient and just do it.

[-] [email protected] -2 points 3 months ago

Well, the narrative is that fat people are lazy and simply need to exercise more to lose weight. But this is not scientifically true. I'm posting this video again because it summarizes the scientific study situation in just 6 minutes.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

What a weird response to a personal success story. Are just here to get more views for the video you've posted 3 times?

[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nah, I just felt like a non-verified personal anecdote that tells you the opposite of scientific facts should be corrected. I found the video while looking for a quick, credible proof and edited it in my first comment because it is exactly what I was looking for.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

You still need to workout if you live a sedentary lifestyle. Research has shown that being sedentary has a worse effect to health compared to smoking. Also, don't forget about the mental health benefits to working out.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You maybe be right, but using a fucking YouTube video? Seriously, that's about as reliable as the "proof" flat earthers use...

[-] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

I agree, it seems shady. But watch it, it's only 6 minutes long and packed with scientific research. :)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I agree, there's two really significant variables:

  • food and drink

  • movement and posture

The rest is less important.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Ring Fit Adventure’s endlessly positive encouragement really helped my partner and myself during COVID.

…also the daddy from bara dragon as well

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

shes my main in smash bros. i once beat the best player in our group with her and have never let him live it down haha

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