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[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I’m sorry - this is just fucking stupid. Cars are becoming way too bogged down with shit like this that acts like a hovering parent who nags you constantly while having to know where you are all the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I want to crash my car into a brick wall every time it makes me click "okay" to the full screen warning that tells me it is my responsibility to keep my eyes on the road. Yeah, no shit, you fucking wanker.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If this passes in California, all their highways will just be a steady sound of vehicles horns.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

the headline is very misleading. There is no beeping at other drivers, or honking of horns.

Just a notification to you, the driver of your own car if your car a) knows the local speed and b) is exceeding it by a set amount.

This notification can be disabled.

like, if you're in a 30 zone, and go 35, your satnav/gps will go "ding!" and a small light will go on the dash/lcd screen.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We just got an electric car that does this and it's annoying as fuck because it often messes up the speed limit and tells you that you are going too fast even though you are not.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My thoughts exactly. There’s no way it’s going to be correct for every situation. It can’t take into account changing road conditions.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

It's not even just the changing conditions. It just has wrong speed limit data in some areas and spmetimes it says there is work being done on the road where there isnt and similar

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (4 children)

California freeways are 65mph. Unless there is traffic, most drivers tend to go around 80mph. They will be constant.

In my opinion, this is trying to tackle the issue in a poor manner. People who are speeding already know that they are, so it's not like a beep or visual warning is going to cause them to change their behavior. It's trying to force a technical solution to a non-technical issue.

I just can't wait to see how quickly someone finds a way to bypass this nanny bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Unless there is traffic, most drivers tend to go around 80mph.

And they aren't constantly getting into accidents? Wild. Someone should tell the politicians that this might not be the source of the problem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

And they aren't constantly getting into accidents?

Nope. The major freeways in California are giant 8 lane straight lines. You could drive 100 mph on them and be perfectly safe. You can see 5 miles ahead of you, and there are no curves or anything to fuck you up. The 65 mph speed limit is just there so that they can write speeding tickets whenever they want more money.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

What's ridiculous is that the freeways can obviously handle and are safe at 80 mph, because millions of people drive 80 mph on them every day. So why not just raise the speed limit to 80 and actually enforce the limit on a regular basis? I'll tell you why. It's because they want to be able to go out and write tickets whenever they want more money in their budget, and they want to be able to pull people over on a whim. It's hella nefarious.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (27 children)

Y'all trying to create more GOP'er with this asinine shit. Jesus Christ I'm tired of this nanny state shit.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Yeah absolutely fucking not. I control my car, not your fucking legislative whims!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I really hope this doesn't apply to freeways

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah like… how fast do you have to drive before the beeps? I always heard 5-10 over is standard

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Article says 10mph over the limit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

How does it determine the limit?

Also literally all this would do is startle everyone especially people who drive new cars and make residential areas louder.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lmao, it won't honk the horn

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

It's ok, I'm dumb too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Most have GPS position and reference a database or they use cameras to see speed signs, sometimes both with one having priority over the other.

It isn't always accurate.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Atlantians will be devastated.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’m opening an auto shop to make the beep sound change to “hell yeah, brother!”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

the faster you go the louder "free bird" by lynryd skynryd plays

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's a really good way to reduce speeding without dumb moves like this. Design the road for the speed you want. Most roads in the US are created first without speed limit concerns, only labeling them based on a weird metric of how fast cars drive through them. Then if they are going too fast, governments just put up more warning signs and call it a day.

There are many techniques in the road design handbook that can be used to make drivers subconsciously slow down for their own perceived safety. And it works! So let's do more of that and less of this "make car beep" nonsense.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

People will just pull whatever fuse it's on, or find a bypass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They won't even hear it over the Netflix they're watching on their phones.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

On the phones? Friend, we have huge-ass screens in cars now. With 7.1 sound system

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Good bless the Chinese engineers that created the head unit I got for my car off eBay! That thing is incredible

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Fuckin snitch ass state i live in

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Reading about state legislatures is always wild. They always use moon logic when debating and rarely mention the actual content of the bill. Driver deaths are spiking due to greater instances of inebriation on the road therefore to fix it the State of California needs to be able to track all drivers via GPS. Makes sense to me, why not.

  1. (a) As used in this article, “passive intelligent speed assistance system” means an integrated vehicle system that uses, at minimum, the GPS location of the vehicle compared with a database of posted speed limits, to determine the speed limit, and utilizes a brief, one-time visual and audio signal to alert the driver each time they exceed the speed limit by more than 10 miles per hour.
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

My favorite part of that is “what database?” If it’s local, who is responsible for updating it and how often. If it’s remote, who is responsible for updating it, how often and who pays for the connectivity costs and equipment?

Also since it’s GPS based, does this mean all new cars in CA will come with free Nav systems? (I know, I know)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If they could automate vehicles this wouldn't be an issue. The current tech isn't there so what if we put them on tracks so they can't crash? We could make them bigger so lots of people could go at the same time and fewer vehicles would be on the road. You wouldn't even have to own it, they could have a regular schedule so you know where and when to ride in one!

Nah, that will never work. Beeping at a driver occasionally though, that will fix things.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

For the minority of drivers, get them to slow down. For the majority who speed, same as the seat belt alarm that annoys them but fails to get them to buckle up.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Many cars used to do this. There is a reason they don’t build this feature any longer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Mandatory distractions. What could go wrong?

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