That second story is NOT real
this post was submitted on 20 May 2024
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The second story is real. The mere act of sharing a story makes the story real because it now exists. If you think about it, one could argue that stories are self-actualizing because just thinking of a story makes the story real. The story is real. The story is NOT factual. The edible kicked in.
What recipe ? I made orange cake recently, absolute banger. I glode for days
and then the bag clapped
clipped
Agreed, Todd would’ve crushed that nerd’s head like a grape.
Oh hey, you're finally awake.
eh, it's still funny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
also it seems like it's not entirely implausible
No it has to be real or it's not funny because we're all crippled by scepticism now
Print the legend!
Things that never happened
I do the same thing with whoever the current head of government in my country is.
Thanks, Nobama
Meh, this story needs to be either 1) funnier or 2) more plausible.
Now we need the "Thanks Obama" version of this where Todd Howard blames something stupid on himself
I would agree if I didn't think he was too proud for something like that.
imagine this being how you learn that you became a meme, i would die on the spot
Damn ~~synths~~ Todd Howard!