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[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

Really? No one's on the Tungsten train over here? Highest melting point of all metals. It's also called 'the devourer of tin'. Now that's metal for ya.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tin will devour itself anyway

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Only because it knows tungsten is out there lurking. Waiting. Hunting.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago (10 children)

These two clearly don't know about titanium.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A metal as hard as my heart

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

And fractures just as easily

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

But it turns out to be too dense to follow along.

Until it meets some carbide…

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Fucker so hard no one wants to work with it.

Fuck off tittyboi

Steel is the king

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

That's just spiced iron

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The true tossup is actually mercury or lead.

Both insanely useful metals with a massive variety of helpful traits.

And the universe made them poisonous to us as a big "FUCK YOU".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's very annoying that gold is so expensive. Much less toxic and still has loads of great properties. It's just, you know, expensive.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, and it's expensive because it's ...well, expensive. It's not any less abundant than some other metals or more difficult to extract. We just decided it's gonna be expensive

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I mean, we didn't just arbitrarily decide that gold would be expensive, we decided it would be expensive because it's pretty. It seemed like a good idea a few thousand years ago.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

You should sneak into his garage in the night and sabotage all his aluminum ingots by hitting them with a hammer until they crack. When he tries to break into your garage to get revenge, he'll break his hammer and hurt his wrist because iron ingots are superior in strength. That'll show him.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (4 children)

very clearly the best metal is mercury because it's the only one you can drink at room temperature

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (11 children)

you need your hvac serviced if your room is 85F

UNCOMFORTABLE

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Eating Gallium is like eating M&M's.

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (14 children)

Aluminum "rusts" as well. White rust. Aluminum oxide.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (4 children)

in fact, it rusts so fast, that it's pretty much impossible to get a "clean" aluminium surface while oxygen is around

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

You also need both iron oxide and aluminum powder to make thermite. It's amazing what metal can achieve when it works together.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And if you combine that with magnesium powder, you can make a historic doping agent to coat your zeppelin with!

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Amateurs! It's gotta be silver!

  • Looks nice in jewellery
  • Antimicrobial properties
  • An essential component of camera film
  • Highly conductive (e.g. used for electrodes and thermal paste in computing)
  • Catalyst in many chemical reactions
  • Used to make mirrors
  • A critical component of solar panels
  • The only metal capable of incapacitating werewolves, and also somewhat effective against vampires
[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Highly conductive

Until it oxidizes, and silver is a complete whore for oxygen.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

I would suck AND blow so hard for some oxygen right now.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)
  • Turns you blue if you consume it daily
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I only fly in airplanes made of 100% American steel.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Hey, Elon.

Got bored with twitter?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Gallium or bust.

It's not really useful but it looks cool and it'll eat away at both if their metals.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Carbon is the best metal, ask any astrophysicist.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (9 children)

i like uranium better.

Cursed as fuck metal.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Zinc is by FAR the best element. I also like Plutonium. It's just fun to say. Plutonium. How's your Plutonium? Good thank you.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Iron and bronze have entire ages of history named after them, so…

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This idiot forgot the beer can age

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Aluminum has always been my favorite element and metal. I feel the urge to punch this anon in his aluminum-hating fuckface.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Sad to see so low level of intellect in the comment section; can't even spell the element aluminium correctly

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Counterpoint for iron, stainless steal. Or 1014L (the L stands for lead) its .14% carbon and the lead makes it more dense and resistent to rust

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Someone took my stainless steal, but at least they cleaned up after themselves

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Why is nobody here for-copper?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

brass is tha best change my mind

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