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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Carbon is the best metal, ask any astrophysicist.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Only for the best submarines.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I wanted to bring that joke );

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

It’s been proven without a doubt that diamonds are the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Most chemists too, at least the good ones.