Luckily hippos aren't known to be good at biking.
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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Hippos don’t actually swim. They run along the bottom.
You could just take your time. The bike portion will stop them completely.
I would rather challenge them in another Olympic sport. I can't imagine they'd be good at table tennis.
Her: I bet he's thinking about other girls.
Him:
Damn, turns out we really are as boring as we think we are. There truly is nothing original in the world 😂
I read hippos as hippies and was thoroughly confused by the time I read the whole thing
Thought I still had to head back to reddit for the Triathlon threads, but here we are.
This reminds me of a time I was beaten by a hippo in a triathlon, bad memories all around
This is bad for me, because someone stole my bike.