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[-] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago

I find the wording weird: The neuralink's threads have retracted from the brain.
The threads can't move or disconnect on their own. Neither can brain cells. All that can be measured is a loss of connection.

The far more reasonable explanation is that the brain cells at the connection point have died.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

In principle they could have pulled out slightly, if there's jostling and tiny movements in skull then you'd expect them to work loose over time if they're not securely anchored

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The patient was a paraplegic. I'm not sure how much they'd be capable of moving enough to dislodge the in-skull writing.

[-] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not totally surprising, I feel bad for the person who was in a desperate enough situation to become a con man narcissist's guinea pig.

It looks like we're learning the lesson we already learned back when Bill Gates tried to mess around with the education system and faceplanted; just because billionaires made a bunch of money selling a fancy toaster they invented or whatever, doesn't make them experts on anything else.

I'd sooner put a bullet in my head than something Elon Musk had a hand in.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

The Gates Foundation has been working in education for over two decades, and still is

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

And has produced mostly expensive failures which they simply abandoned.

This is because Bill Gates is just a guy who helped cobble together a computer in his garage with his dad's money, he doesn't know jack about education and has repeatedly ignored the advice of experts because it wasn't what he wanted to try.

We place too much virtue on wealth in this country, just because someone has accumulated a lot of wealth doesn't mean they should be allowed to tinker with our society and try out ideas they had in a dream or w/e.

Instead they should just pay their taxes.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Well, I've got good news, you can do both at the same time with the patented cyber-bullet! When it implants, it implants 100 percent of the time.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I'm excited to get more cyborg parts especially after laser ablating my eyeballs

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

Did the implant eat part of the subject's brain and then die?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Sounds like the brain scanner has dead pixels.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Before anyone gets too excited: some of their electrodes are no longer able to record a signal from the patient's brain. They're reprogramming their software to work with fewer electrodes. No one is being turned into a borg drone.

[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago

A software patch for a hardware failure.
Sounds like what they do at Tesla, too.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Well it's also what NASA is doing. Only logical if you don't want to dig it out again.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

That is still a pretty serious issue. It’s not something you should downplay

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

No one is being turned into a borg drone.

Yet.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

You, too, will be assimilated.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I was thinking more a vegetable than a borg drone.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I don't know. Even if the outcome is just that the implant just stop working, with no other issue, it's looking pretty bad to me.

Since it required literal brain surgery just to be installed, which I assume is already a serious risk, it's not something you want to potentially be useless.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The implant is already malfunctioning after a few months. Makes you wonder how many more of these threads will retract over the next following months.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

No one is being turned into a borg drone.

Damn. I finally thought this would be the year :(

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

"We can't control him and he's currently on a rampage. We urge all citizens to stay indoors with the doors and windows locked and your curtains or blinds drawn."

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

“…you now have five seconds to comply….”

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

oh huh

just had a moment where I realized that this is a real prelude to SOMA and maybe .hack//SIGN

  • although we're currently seeing the pros and cons for proprietary hardware+software

ooh this is a real bizarre feeling I'm currently having

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The .hack// timeline had net Epos rivaling the likes of the Odyssey and Beowulf.

...Is that the problem? We need more epic poetry to guide neural interface and AI development?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Just let the AI create its own poetry about that. Ain't they selling us the idea that it can do anything an humans are useless and deprecated now?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Sooo, is there like a certain knuckle-cracking sequence to turn it off and on again or what? Lol

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

There are lots of parasitic bugs in this story, including Elon Musk

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