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[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The International Fixed Calendar would give 1 weird day between months for new years.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Whoever decided to add leap day onto June wants to watch the world burn

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And makes all days afterwards get out of sync. If 29 of June is a Monday, all subsequent months start on a Tuesday.

Why not add it to the weird new years pool?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or just keep it in February

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

But adding it in February still breaks the sync of the following months :(

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I hate that time just keeps going

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Time stops all the time. You just never notice because nothing happens while it's stopped.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There's a Jojo reference here somewhere, I can feel it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping...
into the future.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Let's go back to the old Roman calendar and have a big break after January

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Every 28 to 31 days, a month passes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

So at least Ethiopia gets a thirteenth 'month' with only a half dozen days: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_calendar

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

And don't get him started on numbers, he'll go on forever.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Well....the months start comin....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

But each month take an almost year break. Pretty good life.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

simple fix: convert to Baha'i

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Now imagine carrying a sales quota..